One-Liners
אָט איז עטלעכע װאס געפעלן מיר
געװיסע האט באמת נישט קיין פּשט, נאָר אַז מע איז אביסל באַהאַװנט מיט ענגלישע אויסשפּריכן\אידיאָמען
.If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving
.I intend to live forever. So far so good
?What happens if you are scared 'half to death' twice
...Everywhere is "walking distance" if you have the time
.Save the whales. Collect the whole set
..!"Gravity: It's not just a good idea, it's the "law
..I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger, but then it hit me
...It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do
...If everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane
Gravity always gets me down
Hunk if you like peace
Atheism is a non-prophet organization
!I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it
...Always remember that you are unique; just like everyone else
I started out with nothing and i still have most of it
Change is inevitable, execpt from a vending machine
A clear conscience is just a sign of a bad memory
...?You can't have everything. Where would you put it
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse
...I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges
.Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway
I took an IQ test, the results were negative
Despite the cost of living, it remains very popular
Money talks. Mine says Goodbye
Never trust atoms; they make up everything
Most people are 'shocked' when they find out how bad I am as an electrician
...I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off
Russian dolls are so full of themselves
I always take life with a grain of salt. And a slice of lemon. And a shot of tequila
...Just burned 2,000 calories. That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap
...The last thing i want to do, is to hurt you; but it's still on the list
...The problem isn’t that obesity runs in your family. It’s that no one runs in your family
געװיסע האט באמת נישט קיין פּשט, נאָר אַז מע איז אביסל באַהאַװנט מיט ענגלישע אויסשפּריכן\אידיאָמען
.If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving
.I intend to live forever. So far so good
?What happens if you are scared 'half to death' twice
...Everywhere is "walking distance" if you have the time
.Save the whales. Collect the whole set
..!"Gravity: It's not just a good idea, it's the "law
..I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger, but then it hit me
...It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do
...If everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane
Gravity always gets me down
Hunk if you like peace
Atheism is a non-prophet organization
!I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it
...Always remember that you are unique; just like everyone else
I started out with nothing and i still have most of it
Change is inevitable, execpt from a vending machine
A clear conscience is just a sign of a bad memory
...?You can't have everything. Where would you put it
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse
...I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges
.Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway
I took an IQ test, the results were negative
Despite the cost of living, it remains very popular
Money talks. Mine says Goodbye
Never trust atoms; they make up everything
Most people are 'shocked' when they find out how bad I am as an electrician
...I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off
Russian dolls are so full of themselves
I always take life with a grain of salt. And a slice of lemon. And a shot of tequila
...Just burned 2,000 calories. That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap
...The last thing i want to do, is to hurt you; but it's still on the list
...The problem isn’t that obesity runs in your family. It’s that no one runs in your family
