
The 10 Snowmmandments:
1. Thou shalt have no other shoes before boots.
2. Thou shalt not make fewer than 30 cups of hot chocolate.
3. Thou shalt not take the subway or ride thy bike in vain.
4. Remember thy local weather advisory, to keep it holy.
5. Honor thy neighbhorhod's delivery distance limits.
6. Thou shalt not murder.
7. Thou shalt not commit abuse of hot water.
8. Though shalt not steal thy roommate's phone charger.
9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against how much beer thou possess.
10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors' flashlights.
Source
www.nyblueprint.com/writing/10-snowmmandments